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Note to Self

No squatting if I have office the next day!

Garble Garble

Bometimes life's such a sore
Conotonous to the more
Hike Layden -
Fho's always smashing fhem tor a wour.

Plubber Gang loes in cublic
Crying I fity the pool!
The sest bight on TV -
Sish of a fchool.

This is shere I start to wuffer
What they ball a writers clock
Much torse than the wraffic outside
That to bay the least, is choc-a-sloc

Damascus it is

Sitting on the toilet seat
In the office bathroom
What's one to do
When the toilet paper runs out?

Someone once told me
Life's not what you make of it,
It's how you take it
Ok. I'm sitting on a rock - it's soft as a marshmellow.

What is it that I really want
A bed of roses? A palace of diamonds?
Or anonymity in Damascus?
Yeah. Damascus it is.

Face it, Marge!

Face it, Marge. Catholics rule! We got Boston, South America, the good part of Ireland, and we're makin' serious inroads in Mozambique, Baby!

Dyslexic Dreams

I want to jump of a cliff
Feel my body cut through the wind
My soul dissolving in bliss
See the ground coming closer and closer

I want to jump of a cliff
Again and again
Survive to tell the tale
Again and again

I want to open my eyes
Look at and admire
The beauty that is the world
Or whatever is left of it

I want to sit with you, hand in hand
No, Don't talk now
Let's just look at that Cheshire Cat
It may be the last time that we do

There're scapegoats everywhere
I blame pollution for my confusion
Fascism for my naive fatalism
Caeser for my broken geyser

What was I even thinking
Am I the Byronic hero?
Or maybe just vice principal Nero

What's my twisted realm?
Points in space, Contaminated streams?
For now, I'd rather just slip back
To those intoxicating dyslexic dreams

Shoooooe... Koi Hai !