Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Good News Bad News

The Good news
The MRI says my spine's fine
The doc even said my spine is 'unusually' healthy (Can I put that on my resume?)

The Bad news
Can't jog, do weighted squats - weighted lunges - calve raises - weighted lower back excercises for SIX WHOLE MONTHS
It's a cruel cruel world

I was just thinking in the afternoon about the time when there was a day and night cricket match going on and the lights in the stadium went off.
Wondered when such a thing would happen next.
It happened about 6 hours later at the Gaddafi stadium - Pak v Bangladesh

The carrot may not be a carrot after all.
There's a very good chance of it coming to life and me munching on it.
But that would mean atleast 16 more months in the same project.
That would roughly add up to 4.5 years.
Whoever said variety is the spice of life!
Basically, my heart isn't in it anymore.
But I'd be a fool, an utter imbecile, to let this go.
And, did I mention that the carrot would last 12 months? Atleast.

Mortals with slow net connections in Mumbai would do good to try out 'You Connect'.
For those who don't want to, go download DAP.

You can predict what's going on in a Hindi news channel any time of the day -
1 - A special on their latest obsession: The Great Khali
2 - Bashing Indian batsmen for meekly surrendering (The probablity of this happening every 1 test match out of 5 is very high)
I remember watching this - 'Chennai ke sher huay Motera mein dher'
3 - Pensively covering Amitabh Bachchans fever, backache, bad motions - you name it!

Got a new cell phone (Yes, Again).
This time it's the Nokia 6233.
We all have fetishes, am I not allowed one too?

4 comments:

The Neverknown said...

questions:
- what the hell did u do to your spine?
- does your carrot lie across the atlantic?

Mairaj said...

-tarzangiri: extra heavy squats
-albany NY

The Neverknown said...

good good
ur carrot is a 6-7 hr drive away from my yard

Mairaj said...

thats reason# 71 to chew on the carrot