Sideshow Bob

"Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

Shadow of what you hate

Things never change
Travelling the same coach
Lookin' the same people
Things never change.

Technology has me in it's shackles
See, that pixel's out of focus!
The keyboard's my touch therapist
El television es ahora mi familia.

Driving on four wheels
Feel more tied down than ever
Need to free the mind
A one way ticket, riding the brain wave

Don't wanna preach
Don't wanna teach
Do so,
And you're a shadow of what you hate.

Blind

An eye for an eye makes the world blind.

Teatotaller

I'm a teatotaller; I drink only tea.
hehehe

The better life

Newspapers and television
Shouting out loud
Telling me what to do
Thinkin for me, playing me for a fool.

People come visiting
Telling me to get a better life
What's a better life-
The number of zeroes in my pocket?

Waking up every morning
Working half assed
Something's wrong somewhere
Is it me, is it you?

Planned a lot of stuff
For the mid life crisis,
The seven year itch,
The belly,
The retirement.

Whatever happened to me
Like I could stop it all happening
Start living
Get the better life.

Need

Need a change; need it fast!

Sleeping Cats

Don't ask

I'm sad today
Don't ask me why.

I'm living today
Some day I'm gonna die.

From the Jay Leno Show

Paris Hilton submitted an appeal to Governor Shwarzenegger to pardon her jail sentence.
Isn't it amazing! She knew who the Governor was!

Mother's day just went by, caused a lot of trouble at telephone exchanges - with orphans all over the world ... calling Angelina Jolie.

Paris Hilton was saved a lot of the trouble others have to go through in prison. Like dental checkups and medical ... the doctors went - oh we've seen it all in the video!

I'm quite funny you know

The other day someone was telling me how Steffi Graf always wore decent clothes on court and nothing revealing or distasteful.
Yeah, thats 'coz global warming hadn't kicked in then!

The grass is always greener on the other side?
Go work across a desert!

Couple o'good Simpsons' episodes

Saw a couple o'good Simpsons episodes lately-

1 - Krusty's Bar-Mitzwah (Extra special appearance by Mr. T)
2 - Homer gets mauled by a bear and then gears for revenge

The Urge

Resisted the urge to smoke today...was really stressed at work, the urge had to come.

What I've been upto

Enjoyed the rains...Just love the monsoon.

Watched Die-Hard 4.0 - Could've been a little shorter, but still a must watch for me.
My favourite scene/dialogue in the movie - A distraught McClane turns to his hacker buddies to start coming up with a plan, placing his hand over the webcam as he talks. He's interrupted by the villain, Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant). 'Mr McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.'

Spanish classes are going on well.

'M seriously considering getting a new job and quitting my present one - Not necessarily in that order.

Feeling better now, the flu's worn off - Thanks all for the Get Well Soons.

Smoked just one cigarette in 13 days - On my way to quitting for good? Maybe - lungs feel good, can breathe freely again, can do with brushing just once a day, lips are edging towards a sexy pink , digestion has improved.

Thinking of migrating to another country in 4 years - subject to change.

Money is futile.

Time spent in prayer is time well spent.

Feel the need to be with a woman, if only for some time.

Will change the blog name in the near future.